With Halloween approaching faster than an ADD kid jacked up on Snickers, much ado has been made about the sexification of female Halloween costumes. While some women feel that Halloween is the one day they can wear provocative outfits in public without being called sluts, others feel this trend increasingly objectifies women. Halloween gives me an excuse to be nearly naked in public, and for the rare woman who finds a man in a thong sexy, to objectify me instead of seeing me only as this supper smart and emotionally advanced writer. I admit that I don't really know, or care, about the political correctness, or legality, of men prancing around in public in little more than underwear. Some may be offended, while others, like me, find male nudity hilarious. Below is my list of ballsy Halloween costumes for men who like to be nearly naked in public, or who need a last minute costume that requires little material. I've listed the bare minimum of what you'll need to pull these off. Keep in mind that the more time you spend getting the details right, the more likely people will appreciate your costume instead of thinking you're just a lazy exhibitionist. Bare minimum : Whity tighties, a magic marker, an acoustic guitar, a cowboy hat, and a smile. Advice: If you look like you spend too much time at the gym, some will think this costume is pretentious.
Baseball Nut Aren't steroids supposed to make them shrink? Ball Pit He's just looking for a nice girl who likes playing with balls as much as he does. Junk Mail Straight to the garbage bin with this one! A Knight to Remember No matter how much you'd like to forget. Down for the Count Of course he's smiling.
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Your question may be answered by sellers, manufacturers, or customers who purchased this item, who are all part of the Amazon community. Please make sure that you are posting in the form of a question. Please enter a question. This brilliant Naked Man costume is the ideal choice for your Halloween party or themed event. This costume would be a fantastic choice for a stag weekend.
Have you ever had the sudden urge to rip off all of your clothes and run around in your birthday suit? However, if you run around town in nothing more than what the good Lord gave you, you will, without a doubt, be arrested on the spot. And getting tackled naked anywhere but into a bed is no fun at all. With this nifty full body spandex suit, you can run all around and appear to be butt naked without getting into any sort of legal trouble, the way God intended it to be. It is already printed onto this hilarious costume! So, whether you're planning on wearing this for your birthday party, you know in lieu of the classic birthday suit, or you've got rascally plans for Halloween, you'll have a great time letting it all hang out this year! Show us how you're creating unforgettable Halloween memories with funcostumes. Be the first to be featured! Follow funcostumes and tag us with funcostumes.